estimated time to regret: soon
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REGRET NOTHING

curated nonsense you never knew you needed — coming very soon

WE'RE ALMOST READY TO RUIN YOUR BANK BALANCE

200+ carefully curated products you absolutely do not need but will definitely want

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UNDER CONSTRUCTION

LAUNCHING IN...

(probably. don't hold us to it.)

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if this says 0 everywhere and the site's still not up, we got distracted buying things online again

SNEAK PEEK AT THE CHAOS

categories of things you definitely don't need

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Stepdad-Proof

he said he wants nothing. challenge accepted.

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Absolutely Pointless

zero purpose. maximum joy.

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SOON
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Desk Crimes

HR can't technically ban these

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Politely Savage

for people you 'tolerate'

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2am Checkout

sober you will have questions

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Try Explaining This

to your partner, your mum, or customs

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GET NOTIFIED WHEN WE LAUNCH

be the first to throw money at things you don't need

we won't spam you. we're too busy impulse buying.

REVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING YET

(that's not how reviews work but here we are)

★★★★★

I haven't bought anything yet because the site isn't live, but I already feel the regret. 5 stars.

Sarah, probably

★★★★

Showed this to my wife. She said 'don't you dare.' So naturally I bookmarked everything.

Dave, definitely

★★★★★

My therapist said I need to stop buying things I don't need. I said 'you need to stop telling me about websites like this.'

Anonymous, wisely

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